"Off" Day

Here is how my current 24 hours is kinda "off":

• Went to bed the night before a little agitated
• Dreamt I was a super model, then BAM! Woke up and realized reality (that means I DON'T have a super model body, but I think I was WISHING I did hehe)
• Woke up to horrible weather (rainy, cloudy, gray morning)
• I'm gaining weight b/c the skirt I put on in the morning was dumb tight
• Danish tasted like chicken adobo (gross!) b/c of the container they were kept in (but I ate the whole thing anyway!)
• The highlight of my day: Tripped and fell on my hands on way up from the PATH train, everyone & their mother's saw what happened to me, I couldn't get up/recover quickly b/c I was struggling to get off my hands (calmly walked out of there with my head held high but w/ a VERY bruised ego)
• Cheated on non-existant diet and ate a bag of Cheetos (320 calories!!)… ate EVERY SINGLE tiny bite (while there was an uneaten, healthy orange next to me)
• Went to get coffee and it started raining again (this time, I didn't bring my umbrella)
• Spilled hot coffee on my hand trying to run in my high heels towards the office building (surprised I didn't fall there, too!)
• Stomach is making noises (wtf!) .. Oh man, now it hurts!
• Shoes make stupid squeaky sound throughout the office whenever I walk b/c of the lotion + humidity + skin. Ugh!

Oh god, and the day isn't over! I need to go home already to save myself from further damage!

BUT!! I had a fantastic memorial day long weekend! :) BBQ, drive-in movies (watched movies under the stars, literally), saw a shooting star for a brief moment, lots of shopping and walking around @ woodbury common outlets, lots of eating, lots of driving, short road trip w/ sisters and mom, great weather.